I hope you know what you got yourself into when you clicked on this link. Otherwise you might be surprised—repulsed, even—at what you’re seeing here.

It is me, as a baby. Next to me is my creative partner, Pete Watson, also depicted as an infant.

If you’re looking for a larger metaphor here… there isn’t. If the link said “Me, As A Baby, But There’s A Larger Metaphor At Work” then that is what I would have delivered. But that isn’t what I wrote. And that isn’t what you clicked on. Entirely of your own volition, you clicked on a link that said “Me, As A Baby”.

And that is exactly what you got.